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Joke of the Day

"The England Football team..... visited a Brazilian orphanage this morning. 'It's heartbreak to see their sad little faces with no hope' said Jose, age 6."

"[i start thinking about an imminent problem] Hmm this is unpleasant. I better address this situation by not thinking about it anymore"

"Do you know why bicycles fall over? Because they are two-tired."

"it is pretty silly joke... what is the similarity between cops and dick!!!! they can stand anywhere any time.."

"My dad posted a picture of his ""Condom challenge fail"" It was a picture of me"

"Another blonde joke A blonde tells her husband 'I've been thinking' He replies 'Take two aspirin, the pain will clear right up'."

"Why was Stalin a Bad leader? Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now."

"You look like something I'd draw with my left hand"

"My wife asked me what her favorite type of flower was. Apparently ""All-Purpose"" wasn't the correct answer."

"[NSFW] So a guy in Belgium picks up a phone... ""Hey, who is this?"" ""Allah"" ""Allah who?"" ""Allahu akbar."""