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Joke of the Day
"What's black and white and red all over? An assassinated President."
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"A really effective car insurance ad would just show pics of Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes and say: Because these girls have licenses."
"Why would a married man buy a hearing aid?"
"Americans have some weird slang... Like calling shooting ranges high schools"
"Can I use cash to pay for a new electric car? No, you have to charge it."
"Friend: ""I just blew a speaker in my car."" Me: ""Which kind?"" Friend: ""Motivational."""
"Mexican word of the day: Chicken Wing My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing some money."
"I threw a cat in a lake I have finally made a pussy wet."
"Love every corner They said you will find love in every corner. I must say my life is in a circle"
"Until yesterday I thought Chatroulette was a French pastry. No wonder the bakery didn't have any."