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Joke of the Day

"A Prostitute offered me holy water the other day... Still not sure what hole it came from."

"Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are."

"Kids go as the devil and bigfoot on Halloween all the time, but I go as a pedophile and suddenly I'm a weirdo."

"""Why do white people like cheese so much?"" Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post."

"My long-term goal is to change the world, so I step on a lot of butterflies."

"Me and my husband Atilla got into an argument I told him ""hun, let's not fight""."

"I use to worry I was a nihilist... but then I realized I don't care."

"There are three unwritten rules of life. 1. 2. 3."

"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts."

"Baby, let's stay up all night and watch people Instagram the sunrise."