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Joke of the Day
"*gets into any creepy van* *Gets kicked out*"
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"So now they're feeding cow marijuana infused grain? That isn't for me... ...those steaks are too high."
"I'd rather look back at my life and say ""I can't believe I did that"" instead of saying,. ""I wish I did that."""
"What do you call a happy Lassie ? A jolly collie !"
"I think I have a genetic predisposition to diarrhea... It runs in my jeans."
"What is the official bird of love? The Swallow."
"My favorite thing about myself is that I'm humble."
"That awkward moment when you're trying to get over someone you were never dating."
"What are a gorilla's favorite months? Ape-ril and Bananuary"
"Why should you bury indians 10 feet deep? Because deep down they're good people"