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Joke of the Day

"To the co-worker who had a 17 min conversation with me and didn't tell me I had a smudge on my forehead. It's on!!"

"Where did little Suzzie go after the explosion? Everywhere."

"I'm not crying Those damn ninjas are cutting onions again"

"I leave spider carcasses on the wall to make sure the other spiders understand.."

"Asked a hen how many eggs it lays daily? It said: two eggs I said: Oh strange! It said: what's strange? the fact that I lay two eggs? I said: no, the fact that you talk"

"old man's advice when you're young, she just takes your breath away, but once you're older, you realize she's suffocating you."

"A man would never say... STOP SUCKING MY DICK OR I'LL CALL THE POLICE!"

"Which American state is not great, but not bad either? OK."

"Police nearly apprehended a drug dealer selling cocaine in a tobacco store. They were close, but no cigar."

"1st old man says ""I wish I could pee with no problems"", 2nd old man says ""I wish I could poop easily"", 3rd old man says ""I easily do both by 10am...."" "".... problem is, I don't wake up til noon"""