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Joke of the Day
"Where does a hillbilly go to learn about his family's history? ~~Ancestry.com~~ Incestry.com"
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"Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces.. For example, I'm going to the liquor store and I'm scared that it's closed."
"Meta - Despite the rumors I am not stepping down as Mod for /r/jokes. Here's why. I wasn't a mod in the first place."
"ASKHOLE: A person who constantly ask for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them"
"*Tries to get makeup off* Makeup: I have a boyfriend."
"I like my women how I like my cars... Stuck in my garage once I'm done with them."
"Q: What did the football say to the football player? A: I get a kick out of you."
"I swear babe, I'm a virgin, it must be a miracle. *Joseph rolls eyes"
"My German plumber accidentally hooked up my gas line to my shower... Looks like old habits die hard."
"Judge: The defendant is claiming you're a nazi. Is this true? Lawyer: *flustered* er no fuhrer questions your honour *courtroom gasps*"