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"What do dirty fish read? Prawno Magazines!"
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"A Jedi Knight was singing Livin' On A Prayer. It was Obi Wan Bon Jovi"
"How do you organize a space party? You planet"
"Shutdown Apocalypse Update: Talked to someone today about remaining human when society crumbles. Was told to ""please pull up to the window."""
"What do you call people who use sandpaper to remove any evidence that Ernie and Bert are gay lovers? Bernie Sanders."
"[funeral] WIDOW: ii just cant believe he's gone ME: hey [putting my hand on her shoulder] u parked ur car directly behind mine so im stuck"
"[at TED talk] OMG that man is having a heart attack! Anyone here a doctor? *entire crowd stands* No a MEDICAL doctor *entire crowd sits*"
"What is the best celebration to have in a French Toilet? A biday party!!"
"How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold? One U.S. Liter"
"If you know someone who has too many kids, buy them a game of Jenga So they'll learn to pull out"