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Joke of the Day
"Today I won the National Laziness Championship! What did you win? Atrophy"
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"Try and tell me about your cleanse and I will whip out my pocket bacon and eat it right in front of you."
"How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One....Two...One, Two..."
"What makes Skrillex skillful at the chemistry lab? He rocks at *dropping the base.*"
"I like my donuts like I like my women Cream filled."
"How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5/7"
"A Hydrogen atom walks into a bar... ...and asks for a shot. Bartender, ""what's the occasion?"" Atom, ""I think I lost an electron."" Bartender, ""you sure?"" Atom, ""I'm positive."""
"f (x) walks into a bar... The barman says ""Sorry, we don't cater for functions"""
"why did the plant cross the road? it can't, its a plant. DUH"
"I was asked to give a talk about ignorance... ...but I don't know anything about it."