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Joke of the Day

"Try and tell me about your cleanse and I will whip out my pocket bacon and eat it right in front of you."

"9/10 dentists recommend good dental hygiene... The other dentist is from England."

"Police Chief: There has been a car hi on Seventh Street Police Officer: Don't you mean a hijack? Chief: No, he had an iPhone 7"

"Hamburger A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says ""Sorry we don't serve food here."""

"What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side? Everything, given enough time"

"What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family of four."

"Repost: 9/10 doctors recommend water over soda 1/10 doctors live in flint Michigan"

"If the headline just read ""Kanye West Acts Like a Shithead,"" news sites could reuse it over and over again."

"I can't afford Disney World so we go to the biggest hill on my street and my kids wait an hour before I roll them down in my office chair."

"So I saw a black guy running down the street with a TV I then shouted, ""Hey that is mine!"" but I then realised that mine was at home polishing my shoes"