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Joke of the Day
"How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the room is already lit."
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"Reading an article about how more kids are ""experimenting with drugs""... What does that mean? More kids tripping in lab coats?"
"How did the hipster burn her tongue? She ate her soup before it was cool"
"What is the similarity between a porn-actress and Jesus? They're both getting nailed."
"[Romeo and Juliet as turtles] ROMEO: Death hath sucked the honey of thy breath JULIET: I'm just stuck on my back R: we're turtles, Juliet"
"What do you call the Scottish dentist ? Phil McCavity !"
"Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !"
"A bodybuilder gets lost in the woods... And dies of starvation when he can't find his whey."
"It's 3 am. Just smoked a fatty. Just trying to make up new material with my parrot. I think i just thought of a good one but I may just be... Too stoned with one bird."
"OB-GYN My uncle is a very accomplished OB-GYN. He is also incredibly humble, when asked what he does for a living, he casually responds, 'I'm in the cervix industry. '"