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Joke of the Day
"What makes Skrillex skillful at the chemistry lab? He rocks at *dropping the base.*"
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"What is the flatulent fat guy's favorite song after his gf dumped him during Christmas? Last Christmas I gave you my fart"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... beat up and dragged in a burlap sack over the Andes Mountains."
"I remove my license plates before using the McDonald's drive-thru in case I need to throw my drink in the cashier's face."
"Him: You're not like other girls Me: [foghorn sound]"
"What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan? Bombs"
"What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison? A convent!"
"Oxygen hydrogen sodium sodium Whats my name"
"My girlfriend always cheats when we play board games, like last night, we were all playing Monopoly and she was next door fucking the neighbour."
"""Normal people"" are the most fucked up people you will ever meet."