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Joke of the Day

"A Hydrogen atom walks into a bar... ...and asks for a shot. Bartender, ""what's the occasion?"" Atom, ""I think I lost an electron."" Bartender, ""you sure?"" Atom, ""I'm positive."""

"A butterfly just landed on the tip of my cigarette & exploded. What in the hell do they put in butterflys?"

"Neon bumped into helium. There was no reaction."

"Taken is the adult version of Finding Nemo."

"Roses are red, violets are blue I'm schizophrenic, and so am I"

"Oh good, I've made this mistake before so I know what to expect."

"What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist ? To die as a martyr."

"In the movie 'The Hunt for Red October' ... the entire story is the sub-plot."

"What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise? I can't even"

"Can you really take sticks and twigs and make them into clothing? Sew it wood seam"