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"How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5/7"
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"What did the cave woman use as a dildo? A fucking rock"
"""This shirt that the team was wearing smells disgusting. I need to find an appropriate state to name it after."" -Inventor of the jersey"
"In a village full of hipsters no one ever lied. Because hips don't lie."
"BREAKING: Judge strikes down Kentucky ban on gay marriage, but ruling on hold while state appeals for right to keep treating gays like shit."
"How do inmates pay for things in prison? With ConCurrency, of course."
"I'm surprised bread is still made after... ... The flour power movement ended"
"What do you get when you divide a pumpkin's circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!"
"Why did Hitler kill himself? He got his gas bill."
"I have reliable inside information about Apple's next product. I will not be able to afford it."