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Joke of the Day

"This cop spots this blond driving on the freeway knitting! Pull Over! he yells. No! She yells back, Cardigan!"

"Who decided to call it a proctologist and not an analyst?"

"I went around the block with my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs."

"Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other side."

"I hope Death is a woman That way it will never come for me"

"There are only 2 branches of the military... There are only 2 branches of the American Military: the Army & the Navy The Air Force is a corporation. The Marines are #*?& cult."

"Posting a Joke on reddit is like going to a bar... You see the same shit repeated every week, but you can't stop from yourself from going there."

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile... And I said ""that's a pretty big word for an 8 year old."""

"Hey, if anyone needs help raising their kids, come talk to me. I've been one for 30 some years now."

"Why did the little girl eat her money for lunch? Because her mom gave her money for lunch. 8 year old sister told me this joke, gave me a good laugh."