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Joke of the Day

"Hey, if anyone needs help raising their kids, come talk to me. I've been one for 30 some years now."

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"Sorry if this comes across as offensive... Two dyslexic men attempt to rob a train. One man shouts to the carriage ""Air in the hands motherstickers!"" The other man shouts ""This is a fuck up!"""
"The woman's bumper sticker claimed she was pro-life... ...but her reckless driving suggested otherwise."
"why did sally fall off the swings she pooped herself"
"""It's all coming back to me!"" As I piss in the wind."
"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny."
"What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road."
"My girlfriend thinks I'm stalking her. Well, she's not my ""girlfriend."""
"What do sex and air have in common? They're no big deal unless you aren't getting any."
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