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Joke of the Day

"There are only 2 branches of the military... There are only 2 branches of the American Military: the Army & the Navy The Air Force is a corporation. The Marines are #*?& cult."

"The best jokes are often unintentional; take this one for example What is the square root of 69? Ate something...."

"Helium walks into a bar, the bartender says ""we don't serve noble gasses here""... helium doesn't react."

"""Dad that's ridiculous, Hitler didn't invent Pokemon"" [Checks Google] ""Well I'll be damned"""

"This morning someone phoned me and told me that I need to sort my fucking life out. It was quite a wake up call."

"Should I buy a new pair of sunglasses or just leave $60 in a restaurant?"

"Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes? Because they can't see."

"War: what is it good for? Resource acquisition, eliminating your enemies, blowing stuff up, feeling like a big man. So, lots actually."

"What sexual position creates the ugliest kids? I dunno, ask your mom."

"Welcome to Sarcastic Club Im sooo happy to see you all Anyone know the 1st rule? ""Be less sarcastic?"" Ooo lets have this guy teach the class"