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Joke of the Day
"I hope Death is a woman That way it will never come for me"
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"Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The 'musical chairs' was a bit slow, but 'pass the parcel' was damn quick!"
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's probably too cheesy."
"Hitting on girls at the bar is like payday I never get the number I asked for."
"What do you call a Chinese guy with a large penis? Hung Kong."
"I just discovered the opposite of an orgasm. It was such an anti climax."
"What do you call a black person that flies a plane? ...A pilot you racist piece of shit."
"What do you call a cheating wife? a Jenny"
"Life is like a bowl of soup You only get blown if you're hot"
"What do you call a one legged female pirate? ARRRRlene..."