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Joke of the Day

"Posting a Joke on reddit is like going to a bar... You see the same shit repeated every week, but you can't stop from yourself from going there."

"I was astonished to learn that the meat in Subway was slaughtered in a traditional Muslim way. I mean how the fuck do they fit a rucksack on a cow?"

"I can't stand it when people don't know the difference between your and you're. There so stupid."

"Damn girl, are you weed? Because you smell dank."

"Instead of the death penalty they should make prisoners nice and comfortable and then tell them that the remote control is across the room."

"What do you call a Pokemon that likes coins? A Pika-Jew"

"I hate the term ""Hipster"" It's too mainstream"

"So I posted an opposing view on r/The_Donald [removed]"

"Dad: Why are your nails painted two different colors? Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it?"

"Australia wants to secede from the Commonwealth to distance itself from the British Monarchy... It will no longer be a kingdom and it can't be a principality, so it has to be a country."