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Joke of the Day

"Posting a Joke on reddit is like going to a bar... You see the same shit repeated every week, but you can't stop from yourself from going there."

"If there's one thing everybody can agree on, no there isn't."

"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black. P.S.: Sorry if repost"

"Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot? A. The thought had never entered his head before."

"How do you walk a chicken on a leash? You pullet."

"Entered a blindfolded masturbation contest the other day... No idea where I came"

"Why are there so few casinos in Africa? Too many cheetahs"

"During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, ""where should I put my Pants""?... ""Over there by mine"", was not the answer I was expecting."

"I wrote a book titled: How Dragons Are Greater Than Unicorns Daenerys Targaryen wrote the foreword. All she wrote was: No shit Sherlock!"

"What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram? Memory loss."