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Joke of the Day

"How many decades of knowing someone before it's rude to ask what their name is?"

"Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking ? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor !"

"Why does Lebron James drive automatic? He has no clutch."

"A squirrel walks into a bar high on shrooms.... ...He looks at everybody and shouts: ""YOU'RE ALL FUCKING NUTS!"""

"Bucks vs. Falcons REPORTER: Lovie, can you say something about your team's execution tonight? LOVIE SMITH: I think it would be a good idea!"

"Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? Yeah, he pasta way"

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 15 years."

"What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers? The Daily Express."

"Why did email come easy to the lumberjack? He was already very familiar with loggin' :D"

"Why should you eat your soup in a cup? So that it's not ebola soup."