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Joke of the Day
"Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking ? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor !"
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"The first time God made the universe, he skipped leg day. All men were weeping creatures, who ended in bloody torsos and begged for death."
"You know you're watching Star Wars with Catholics when every time you hear ""May the Force be with you,"" you hear, ""And also with you."""
"How does a train eat? It goes chew chew.."
"Pigs CAN fly... They just gotta pay for two seats."
"I was ringing this 0800 number for two days before I realised it was their opening hours."
"""Drop it like its hot"" -Terrible Parenting advice from snoop dog"
"why can,t you trust a Atom Because thay make up every thing"
"Why can you only drown a hipster in a tributary? Because, it isn't mainstream."
"A man drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how a Mercedes bends"