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Joke of the Day

"Why does Lebron James drive automatic? He has no clutch."

"How can you tell if your wife left you? You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!"

"What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people? An icebreaker"

"I hope this free massage guy from craigslist is on time."

"What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet? I asked my 13 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either."

"Just threw away a trash can. That was weird."

"Infected with AIDS If someone infected with AIDS fucks everyday, what happens? They kill everything that they fuck."

"Lawrence starts cooking Lawrence checks Twitter Lawrence smells smoke Lawrence Fishburne"

"add ""boobs"" to a famous film name 47 boobs. got it?"

"What do you call a nut that eats other nuts? A pecan-nibal! Made this up at work while hungry."