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Joke of the Day
"What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers? The Daily Express."
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"Roosters are just edible alarm clocks"
"-Trump's top agenda for his first 100 days in office : make everyone use ""bigly"" in conversations so he doesn't look like a fool for being the only one who uses this word ."
"Have you heard of the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines everywhere."
"Well why on Earth do you want to know?!?!! Do defensive time travellers exist?"
"Twerking is the crocs of dancing."
"They called it the Fiddle Motel..... ....but it was a vile inn."
"What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !"
"The Art of Camouflage by Ruff Buttsex."
"Whenever somebody hits me, I yell, ""Somebody grab the pepper..."" ""...I was just as**sa**u**lt**ed!"""