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Joke of the Day

"Why did email come easy to the lumberjack? He was already very familiar with loggin' :D"

"A blind guy walks into a bar.. And a table.. And a chair.. And a desk"

"What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market? Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)"

"BLONDES BLOW IT Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? A: Data transfer."

"English ships start with HMS, United states with USS... what about Italian ships? AMB. It's stands for, 'Atsa Ma Boat!'"

"The embarrassment when you wake up to find your panties hanging from a chandelier and think, how did I end up in a place with a chandelier?"

"My uncle was a fiend for oral and older women. We called him the aunteater"

"What do you call a fat psychic ? A four-chin teller."

"What did Obama say when he proposed to Michelle? ""I don't wanna be o-ba-ma self."" _________ (Not original)"

"two bears walk into a bar no one survived."