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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 15 years."
Next Joke
"Almost arrived at work when my kid asked ""Where're we going?"" Who the hell did I just drop off at school?!"
"My Wife accused me of being immature I told her to get out of my fort"
"Why will the ghost never succeed in life? He's too eeriesponsible!!!!"
"Follow your dreams, into traffic."
"Is it too early to make jokes about 9/11? Yes, you should wait 5 more days!"
"How is the Torah like Kidz Bop? It's for yids, by yids!"
"COP: Know why I stopped you? ""Drag racing?"" COP: Nope. ""Speeding?"" COP: Definitely not. ""Cuz I'm on a unicycle?"" COP: That's the one."
"I can't afford Netflix... So how about Putlocker and rape?"
"lawyer talking under his breath: ""guiltypeoplesaywhat?"" suspect: what? lawyer: no further questions your honor"