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Joke of the Day

"What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down? Guess I can't see what everyone else sees."

"Why did the Romans build straight roads ? So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !"

"What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church? The woman in church has hope in her soul."

"Q: How do elephants smell? A: Really bad."

"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye, I had to dump her because she kept seeing guys on the side."

"Things look 'a whole lot brighter in the morning' because of the sun. They still suck."

"I don't think anyone would be surprised if Captain Morgan was arrested for Boating Under the Influence."

"I got diarrhea while camping last weekend. Shit was in tents."

"Did you hear Elon Musk just started a new breakfast foods company? What else can you expect from a cereal entrepreneur!"

"I can't stop making figurines of Frodo It's hobbit forming."