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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris once went through the Wendy's drive thru and ordered a Big Mac .......and got one."
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"What was the General's answer... to the President's inquiry, as to what military division has been most under appreciated during his term? ""Tanks, Obama."""
"A man brings some condoms to the cashier... ""I thought those were $4.99"" said the man ""35 cents for the tax"" replied the cashier ""Oh, I was wondered what kept those things on."""
"Project manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month. Project manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month."
"What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp? A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks."
"A biker got mad at me today, just because he ran into a stop sign... Doesn't he realize that an open hand means 'STOP'?"
"""My date took me to a nice restaurant. Our server leaned in to me and said, ""You're the third one this week"""
"I found a T.O.E. It's on the end of my F.O.O.T."
"One of these days, I'm going to go fishing for complements. I hope I catch some peanut butter and jelly."
"Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him..."