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Joke of the Day
"Things look 'a whole lot brighter in the morning' because of the sun. They still suck."
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"What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection? A pointer!"
"Whats the worst part about a threesome? Watching your parents fuck"
"We're all different. For example, some folks get up early to exercise... And others get up early to eat cookies before the kids wake up."
"I just found out that blackbirds aren't afraid of squirrels and now I'm afraid of blackbirds."
"Did you hear about the documentary on perforations? It was terrible"
"Parkour is truly the sport that best represents what it would look like if god was running from the cops"
"My girlfriend says that I've got the body of a guy half my age. Which would be a nice compliment if I wasn't 22."
"Roses are red... Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't"
"What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field? amaized."