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Joke of the Day

"I don't think anyone would be surprised if Captain Morgan was arrested for Boating Under the Influence."

"Have you guys heard about the scarecrow... Have you guys heard about the scarecrow that got a nobel prize for being outstanding in his field?"

"I like my women like I like my chocolate. With nuts."

"How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player? Ask them if they play league."

"Friends: ""I need a new profile picture."" Me: ""I need a new face."""

"What happens when a rock gets high? He gets stoned.. Badum tsss"

"15000 CCTVs 2b installed in Delhi 4r Obama's visit. This is ridiculous. Just because he's black doesnt mean he'll steal anything. Racists!"

"My review of your face: Good, quality face. Would look again"

"Cocaine so white it looks around the room before saying ""nigga"""

"I like to tell people ""it's a black thing, you wouldn't understand.""And they'd be all ""but you're white"" I told ya you wouldn't understand."