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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do elephants smell? A: Really bad."
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"[customs] ""Passport?"" *I lift up my bag & a severed head falls out* ME: OH NO OH GOD *still rummaging through bag* ME: I've forgotten it"
"What do you call a train that eats too much? A chew-chew train"
"Is it still casual sex if you're wearing a tuxedo?"
"What's the difference between a snow-man and a snow-woman Snowballs"
"Why is Quicksilver so fast? Because he's Russian"
"What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy? ""There's no such thing as negative energy"""
"Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10? Because seven, eight, nine."
"Rape is a terrible crime... I'll never understand how a man can traumatize a woman like that. That's why I always make sure they don't remember..."
"When babies cry at movies: I hate when people's baby start crying in movie theaters. Bruh I didn't pay $12.50 to hear a reminder of how weak your pull out game is."