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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Elon Musk just started a new breakfast foods company? What else can you expect from a cereal entrepreneur!"

"Students, unfollow me now. Tonight's drunk subtweets might sting a little. Especially you Britney. Your lab report was a pile of dog shit."

"Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone? A: He turned into Hillary!"

"How do you get to Nazi Germany It's on the third right EDIT: Woah this is like my third day here front page? I feel special now."

"What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower? An oopsy daisy."

"Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches? They always turn out to be sub par."

"Promoting religious concepts is a sin"

"I got fired from my job at the pasta factory after a fusilli mistakes."

"My life selling houses by Con Allday"

"That's Odd. I can't even."