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Joke of the Day

"casually discarding styrofoam container filled with buffalo wing remnants into the passing stroller of a baby"

"What do fat girls and scooters have in common? They're both fun to ride.....until your friends see you."

"A man enters zoo enclosure to feed the tigers. succeeds"

"Who always wins the insect election? The lesser of two weevils."

"An aviation enthusiast enters a bar. He asks, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender laughs and says, ""Sorry, we only have plain chips."""

"""Yep, I'm going to jail."" When a State Trooper takes the same exit off the highway*"

"If Betty White killed someone, I wouldn't turn her in."

"Procrastination is like masturbation It awesome until you realize that you've fucked yourself."

"Why are doctors always calm? They have a lot of patients. Sorry."

"I hate it when people ask me where I'll be in 5 years. I don't have 2020 vision."