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Joke of the Day

"An aviation enthusiast enters a bar. He asks, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender laughs and says, ""Sorry, we only have plain chips."""

"Lawyers have feelings too.. ...allegedly."

"Accidentally shoved a girl I didn't like to the left in the grocery store thinking I was on Tinder."

"When you ask your waiter for an extra pickle, don't wink. It can easily be misinterpreted."

"Let us not judge a man based on the color of his skin, but by which character he picks in Super Smash Bros."

"If I ask my mom to take a picture for me with my phone there is a 99% chance it will be a video of me yelling ""IT'S THE BUTTON ON FRONT!"

"How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun? Shoot the people pushing it."

"Why do they call it a chicken coupe? If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan."

"Happy Birthday Ray Rice! I offered to bring punch to the party but, his wife said she already had enough."

"So where do you see yourself in 5 years? How am I supposed to know, I don't have 2020 vision!"