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Joke of the Day

"What do fat girls and scooters have in common? They're both fun to ride.....until your friends see you."

"did you write ""call Gary in HR for lots of really disappointing and hairy sex"" on the bathroom stall? [wearing my ""I hate gary"" tshirt]: no"

"I've got a good joke for you guys But you've probably all Reddit before... xD"

"The NSA has been tracking phone records for Verizon customers. They skipped AT&T because those people can't complete calls."

"Hilary Clinton is elected president ... FTFY"

"I heard Oscar Pistorius might walk at the end of the trial It's a miracle."

"I am not ""aware"" of any ""laws"" that ""forbid"" the use of excessive ""air quotes"" officer ""Barnes."""

"I wanted a sweater for Christmas... But instead I got a screamer and a moaner"

"Most people need a reason to drink, I need a reason not to drink."

"Don't move leaves without their permission... That's rake."