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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? (hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss"

"Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies? He found a hair in one."

"Awful chat-up line: ""Did your mother have zika virus?"" Because I like a little head"

"Given how, when I try to eat a banana, I end up holding the peel while the actual fruit falls to the floor, I'm ok never handling a firearm."

"A horse walks into a bar... and the bartender says, ""Hey look everybody! Sarah Jessica Parker is in the house!"""

"What lottery did the broom win? The sweepstakes."

"A buddy of mine isn't sure whether he believes in creamy holiday beverages or not. He's eggnogstic."

"Why did the blind lady fall into the well? Because... she couldn't see that well."

"A blind man walks into a bar... ... and table, and a chair"

"Drake Lyrics I was running and I stubbed my fuckin toe, you know how that shit go, I went down to the floor"