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Joke of the Day
"NSFW. What do you call a starving Kenyan child in the desert Nobody really cares."
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"Cannibal Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his friend In the forest?"
"A paraplegic high school senior can graduate... ...but can't walk with their class."
"Why did the cows come back to the marijuana field? The pot was calling the cattle back"
"My friend accidentally shot off three of his toes He told me to get him to a hospital, I told him ""Sorry i'm Lack-Toes Intolerant""."
"Know who loves to get fisted? Sock puppets."
"Where do Polar Bears keep their money? In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL"
"Why are vaginas vertical and not horizontally aligned with the body ? They would smack while walking."
"What do you call two lesbians in a canoe..... Fur Traders"
"Hang up weed instead of mistletoe, then every time you stand under it you can have a snack."