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Joke of the Day

"You can't ban me from your neighborhood just because I ""look scary"" and ""want to kill you."" That's discrimination."

"Dr: do you know why you gained weight? *Flashbacks to eating fries in the car sobbing and blasting Adele* Me: no, better run some tests"

"Who takes a shit while they're at a party? A Party Pooper"

"What is it called when someone overdoses on ecstasy? Kill-joy"

"What do you call an addiction to dead black people? Negrophelia."

"Send your hate mail to me. How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb? You cant count them when its dark"

"Free Tibet! With purchase of equal or greater Tibet."

"The guy no one likes walked into a bar and said ""You lost The Game."""

"Man from Nantucket There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could suck it, he said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, "" if my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it!"""

"Nice try ""blocked number"", but I don't even answer the phone for people I know."