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Joke of the Day
"What's Dracula's car called? A mobile blood unit."
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"Lots of road accidents are caused by bad weather It snow joke"
"Did you hear about the guy born with 5 dicks? His pants fit like a glove."
"Spelling is very important in cosmetic surgery no one wants buttocks injected into their face"
"Haloween is over, but i just saw a group of people dressed up as the ghosts of the Cone Heads."
"I have a rain fetish. It really gets me wet."
"How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow."
"Doctor doctor I feel like I'm part of the Internet! Well you do look a site"
"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Mittens. Just joking, im not sure what he got, hasn't opened his gift yet"
"How is a meditating monk and a fiber-optic cable similar? Total internal reflection."