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Joke of the Day
"How is a meditating monk and a fiber-optic cable similar? Total internal reflection."
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"What did one saggy t*t say to the other saggy t*t? If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!"
"As an African-American, Iam shocked at how many black holidays we have here. We have Black Friday, Black history month, whenever a Tyler Perry movie comes out, etc"
"If you walk around in knight's armor long enough, people will just get used to it."
"Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin? Because she was his relative"
"How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?. None she is the joke"
"Been a while since I've gone on Spring Break. How many wet T-shirts should I pack?"
"A friend bet me I couldn't piss in a Dyson Airblade Boy, did that blow up in my face."
"What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness? Nobody asks, 'who's there?' when you try and tell a knock knock joke."
"Like prison, most don't learn the life of crime till locked up. Like twitter, I learned to creep into houses and quietly eat their cheese."