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Joke of the Day

"I have a rain fetish. It really gets me wet."

"What is the scariest thing about a white man in prison? You know he did it."

"*walks up to microphone during wedding reception* *taps on mic; everyone smiles* ""Anyone that doesn't want their cake, pass it to me please"""

"GF's friend didn't keep my Valentine's gift a secret. So I had to embroider a towel for her too. Because, well, snitches get stitches."

"She asked me for a dollar... But I only had three quarters of it."

"Last week, my friends and I went to a topless bar... ...but we had to leave right away because it started raining."

"I've just bought a transparent megaphone. Now everyone can hear me loud and clear."

"Someday I will disappoint a burglar with my one drawer of Taco Bell mild sauce packets."

"What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500."

"So I poured my root beer into a square glass... now I just have beer [](http://i.imgur.com/FVEqK.jpg)"