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Joke of the Day
"I have a rain fetish. It really gets me wet."
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"When the first jackhammer was invented... ...it was a groundbreaking innovation!"
"A woman once told me to look at the world through her eyes. So I looked out the kitchen window."
"So a duck walks into a bar... He waddles over to a seat and settles in. The bartender says ""Hey there, what can I get for you?"" And the duck says ""I... I don't know. I've never made it this far."""
"What does a pig use to write his term papers with? Pen and Oink!"
"[job interview] ""So we'll call you & let you know. Do you have any questions?"" Yes, can you text me instead to let me know?"
"I am the Anti-Hammer. You can touch this. Go ahead. Touch it! ANTI-HAMMER TIME!"
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"Me [31M] and my wife [28F] are having issues with our different needs with sex. We're trying to work out the kinks."
"What did the man without a voice box say?"