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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy born with 5 dicks? His pants fit like a glove."
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"I was dating an archaeologist but I had to break up with her Turns out she was a gold digger."
"""I love all quilts, regardless of quality."" - blanket statement"
"My preferred method of birth control is ""mood-killing repetitive DVD menu."""
"What's another word for knowing that you're right? Woman"
"So Brazil at the World Cup..."
"Why do flower beds have mulch? So you can't see their underplants."
"what colour are Marios overalls? denim denim denim"
"My personal trainer told me to listen to my body at the gym so I punched him in the face and went to get some ice cream."
"Have you ever eaten ethiopian food? No? Them neither"