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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy born with 5 dicks? His pants fit like a glove."
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"Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed? PP Up."
"Improve Your Target Shooting by Mr Completely"
"If you are anti-abortion... Are you pro youth-in-asia?"
"A photon walks into a hotel..... ..... And is asked if he needs help with his luggage. The photon replies, ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."""
"How do you make a little girl cry twice? You wipe your dick on her teddy bear after!"
"*wipes pizza grease & sauce off mouth* *eats napkin*"
"A Wheelchair Basketball Game I was at a wheelchair basketball game, and the announcer told everyone to ""Please rise for the pledge."" The ironic thing was that all the players were veterans."
"I broke my finger today But on the other hand im fine"
"Lady next to me in 50 Shades pulled out her glasses & asked if she missed the good part. I said no, the credits weren't rolling yet."