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Joke of the Day

"Doctor doctor I feel like I'm part of the Internet! Well you do look a site"

"Chuck Norris does not ""style"" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ? Buster tire can I use your phone !"

"Understanding women isn't rocket science. Rocket science has rules and boundaries."

"*jumps from plane* *forgets parachute* *grabs onto flying squirrel* *lives to tell the tale*"

"How do you please an Amish woman? 3 Mennonite..."

"Knock knock... Who's there? *sigh* Mormons..."

"If Russia invaded Turkey from behind, will Greece help?"

"Opposites don't always attract. I've met several sane and normal people and found nothing about them appealing."

"Did you hear about the sick ghost? He had oooooo-ping cough."