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Joke of the Day
"What did the jew post to the nazi subreddit? r/roastme"
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"Drop what you're doing right now and go take a look at tonight's moon in the iPhone weather app. Gorgeous."
"What is your favorite change a lightbulb joke?"
"Past, present and future walked into a bar It was tense"
"I didn't spend years perfecting this blank, vacant expression so you could mistake me for someone who cares, lady..."
"""Popping your cherry"" is more a female term 4 losing ones virginity. What can guys call it? How about bleeding white?"
"My Garden Statue Called In Sick Today He has Gnome-onia."
"What does the last man on earth watch on tv? reruns"
"A young pirate asks his old sea dog captain... .. why he wears a patch over one eye. The captain replies, ""Yarr, my parrot shat in me eye... And I wasn't used to me hook"""
"I bought my wife some gloves and a sex toy for her birthday if she doesn't like the gloves she can go f*ck herself"