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Joke of the Day

"""Popping your cherry"" is more a female term 4 losing ones virginity. What can guys call it? How about bleeding white?"

"Imagine this: you're home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers ""Bless you"" and hangs up"

"""Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, & nothing but the tru-"" I choose dare, your honor ""Bailiff, please hi-five the defendant"""

"We should really thank our Dads for bringing us into this world since our Moms were probably tired and not in the mood."

"Who's going to lose the upcoming election? Society."

"So I was talking to a Christian mother We were talking and she said ""I tell my kids Santa doesn't exist, I don't want them to believe in stuff that isn't real."""

"When the audio cuts out at the end of a newscast and the anchors start chit-chatting I like to pretend it's about my surprise party."

"Some people said my dog was too scared to shit itself... Then I replied ""That's why I have to beat them."""

"Have you heard the news about Bismuth? He recently came out as Bi."