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Joke of the Day
"I Saved A Life Today. It looks great in my cereal box collection."
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"My wife looks like the cats in those cucumber videos when she turns around & sees me naked."
"I don't hate my job. I just really enjoy curling up in a ball and sobbing under a blanket in the backseat of my car during lunch."
"Why is a giraffes neck so long? Because its head it so far away from its body"
"Charlie Brown decided to wear transparent pants one day... ...and when Lucy saw him she said ""I always thought you were a blockhead, Charlie Brown, but now I can plainly see your nuts."""
"Reddit administration."
"The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking, but the invention of the broom swept the nation."
"Why did the plumber kill himself? He was sewericidal."
"What type of drink do gay nazis hate? Juice"
"""Nazis!"" - the History Channel"