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Joke of the Day
"What is your favorite change a lightbulb joke?"
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"My girlfriend called me a pedophile Which is a pretty big word for a 9 year old"
"Wife: You should cut the grass. Me: Yes, dear. W: And, you really need to trim that bush. M: *mumbles* Yeah, you too. W: What? M: Yes, dear."
"What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern? No, seriously, I want to know."
"Somebody was trying to break into my house last night, so I rang the police... But Sting said he was busy and suggested I ring the actual police."
"""All black people are Aiwa, and all jews are Technics."" ""Those are just stereo types."""
"I saw an ad for burial plots and I thought, that's the last thing I need."
"Why was the 'P' irate? Because his peg leg made him go 'R'"
"""Hey Russell, You Want to Win Another Super Bowl?"" Wilson: ""Nah, I'll pass."" Just saw this on Facebook."
"I just fake-went-to-the-bathroom to avoid someone. He followed me in. I don't think the pee noises I'm making with my mouth are working."