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Joke of the Day
"What does the last man on earth watch on tv? reruns"
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"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb.. ? Just Juan!"
"Group Assignments Person: I have an Idea Me: So Did Hitler"
"Satan: you can spend eternity in hell OR you can go to work for the first time in 5 days. Me: hmmm Satan: well? Me: IM THINKING, DAMN IT"
"The pollen is so bad this year ...that it has the addicts turning their meth back into sudafed!"
"*Spends 30 min practicing Starbucks order in mirror* *Feels confident* *""Hi I'd like a grander ahoy Ralph Macchioatto lateenbay""* *dammit*"
"How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house? His tricycle will be parked outside."
"Why did the invisible man look in the mirror? To make sure he still wasn't there."
"BLACK AND BROWN Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A: A Doberman pinscher."
"Have you ever seen Ted Cruz and the Zodiac Killer in the same room? Me neither."