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Joke of the Day

"The only b word you should call a woman is beautiful. B!tches love to be called beautiful."

"What's a neckbeard's favorite spread? Marm'lady"

"What part of a football pitch smells nicest ? The scenter spot !"

"Beam me up Scottie! I'm not sure how to work this thing. I have nothing interesting to start with. Maybe a funny joke...Knock Knock!............must have been the wind."

"What has 100 legs but can't walk? 50 pairs of pants."

"Movie Law: All computer hackers have to say ""We're in"" when they get into ""the system"""

"Johnny Depps wife filed for divorce, thanks a lot Australia! This is why nice people don't visit you!"

"I like my girls like my nails Hammered"

"What do you call a centaur that can't get a blow job The headless horseman"

"I bet women's trust issues with men started with a weatherman."