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Joke of the Day
"What has 100 legs but can't walk? 50 pairs of pants."
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"What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas? Cancer."
"Let's convert our potential energy into kinetic energy."
"Weekend My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend."
"Why did Russia lose the race? Because it was Stalin! edit: Sorry! Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them."
"With Turkey shooting down that Russian plane.. I guess Putin will be cooking Turkey for thanksgiving.."
"A guy asked me who's chips and cheese that is ""Nachos"""
"So my friend said to ex girlfriend ""Please dont throw me under the bus"" I replied "" Ya thats right throw her under the subway"""
"What did the mute man say to his father"
"Owning a selfie stick is a good way to tell people that you've driven all of your friends away with your narcissism."