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Joke of the Day

"It would have been cool to see the discovery of salt. ""This food tastes bland. Let's see if I can improve it by adding some rocks."""

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"Why does Hillary Clinton want to have sex with Bill first thing in the morning? She wants to be the first lady."
"How do you confuse a retard? Say ""purple""."
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"A woman entered a psychiatrist's consulting room leadind a kangaroo.""I'm worried about my husband doctor "" she said. ""He keeps thinking he's a kangaroo! """
"Whenever someone says they did something ""like a boss"" I assume that means they didn't do it at all and are taking credit for it."
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