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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub? The girl in church has hope in her soul"

"Sometimes I feel like a real perv when I'm watching girls get dressed through a pair of binoculars"

"You know why I want to call you Yoda? Because yoda best thing I've seen all day"

"Why is the mushroom so popular? Because he's such a fungi."

"I lost 15 pounds so far, another 15 to go, but... I do not want to get circumsized"

"How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl? They said, ""baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"""

"Dark comedy is like food Not everyone gets it."

"Why is Africa so bad at cricket? Because they only have Ebola!"

"I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one."

"How do you describe people who tell ""I see dead people"" jokes? They have a sixth sense of humor"